Lem Grinner is a handler for the gang "The Wardens" in Vaelond. Two of the teams he manages are Rifft's Boys and the Nice Guys. He is incredibly touchy about his height, often using fashion to make himself appear taller. He is a flambouyant dresser, to say the least.

He can typically be found in The Rusty Tankard, the Wardens' preferred taphouse, where he keeps a small office.

Lem speaks with a nasally voice in a long island accent (though of course it isn't called that in Sai'is).

Lem likes to give people nicknames and refers to females using possessive pet names, regardless of his relationship with them.